What The...???

Seriously, what is with The Girl lately? She keeps leaving, for a bunch of days in a row...not that I can tell time, but well, that big yellow thing-y in the sky comes up, goes down, and keeps repeating that pattern, sooooo...I assumed. Oh, and the fact that other people, who are CLEARLY NOT The Girl come over and give us food. Which makes them ok people to be, but still...she is shirking her duties. I mean, I need some quality Girl time. And for the last REALLLLLLLLY long while, she's been telling us that "Grammy Gloria" wil be here soon. Well, that's great. Last time that lady was here, The Sister and I got our nails cut...which sucks. (Actually, I love it, but NEVER tell The Girl, I try to squirm around as much as possible...so does The Sister.)

So, back to Grammy Gloria. Now, I do like this lady, I remember her, she gives us treats and plays with us...ahem, I mean she cares about ourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Sorry, The Girl is home today after "traveling" - whatever. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, Grammy Gloria caring about our well-being. And, she's pretty nice too...but she smells like other cats, lots of other cats, and I don't know what to think about that.

So, now that The Girl is back again, maybe strange people won't have to come over (not strange, like strangers, no, I know who they are (The Tall One came over a few times, and just this last trip, it was someone who has been here before, but only when The Girl is, never on her own...I called her The Funny One, because she thought it would be cute to take pictures of us BEFORE feeding us the other day...and I thought it'd be funny to claw at her face. I didn't. Claw her face that is, I'm way above that level, but I thought it - and thought it would be funny...hence, The Funny One) but they are strange, weird, oddball, not normal, etc. (The Girl keeps a Thesaurus around here somewhere, and sometimes I get bored - don't judge...))

So, anyway, what was I talking about? Hmmm...doesn't matter, I don't remember, and I don't really care anymore, as long as The Girl stops this awful "traveling" stuff...

Later,
Baby Kitty

I Still Have Lots to Say

So anyways, the girl really hasn't let me write very much lately...even though she hasn't been using this computer thing-y...with the mouse....oooh, mouse...wait, no, must remain calm.

She left for a while, something about a birthday I think...but I am not certain what a birthday is...although, every now and then, she tells me it is my birthday...there is usually some sort of present involved, so that's good, and so, I am gonna go ahead and say "Yay birthdays, birthdays are good!" Anyway, when she was gone, the other one came and fed me...she stayed and did some other stuff too...she wouldn't let me use the computer either...whatever...but she fed me...

Then, get this...after she comes back, a few days after anyways, she brings home BOTH the other one and the tall one...I mean really...isn't this my home??? Did I SAY she could have visitors??? Nope...didn't think so. It is okay though, they actually aren't that bad, but I want to make sure that she knows whose home this is...Wait? What was that??? Hang on!!!

Okay, I am back...I don't think it was really anything, but I think I will keep my puffy tail for a while, just in case anyone thinks of trying to annoy me...

Anyway, I am bored with this now, but...I will write again soon...if I feel like it...

-- Baby Kitty

How Rude!

So the girl won't share her ice cream with me. She keeps telling me "Cats can't have chocolate" (or dairy) but whatever...it is SOOOOOOO yummy. Why don't I get yummy treats like that...I mean, I do get this really yummy treat called "Kitty Kaviar" (stupid name...and it looks like fish food...) but I WANT ICE CREAM. I tried to knock it out of her spoon a couple of times, but nooooooo, I get NOTHING!!!

That's ok, I showed her...I am now controlling most of her myspace...my picture, my name...and more to change eventually. When I feel like it.

The other one is okay though, she was over here one day, and she gave me cheese (just a tiny piece) so HA...NO DAIRY THAT, GIRL!!!

Sorry I am yelling so much today, norrrrrrrmally I am not like thissssssss, mmmmm, wait, scrrrrrrratches....

Ok, back now...and somehow, I completely forgot why I was angry earlier. The girl is pretty ok most of the time, she does make sure I have food and water, and occasionally she will give me some of her food...except yesterday, when I found a piece of pizza crust that she left behind...she took that from me...but she gives me chicken and turkey lunch meat now and again.

But anyway, back to how rude! She actually thought that she could sleep in today as long as she wanted to. I mean really, I have been up for several hours already. Well, there were a multitude of naps in between waking times...but most other days she is up at the same time, so I figured today wouldn't be any different...but it was. She kept telling me, it's Sunday. So? I have no concept of time or days, what the heck is Sunday anyway? I'm still up...she should be too. She is....ooooh, I hear food being poured...gotta go. Bye!

-- Baby Kitty

Velcro, Napping, and Other Fun Things

So, apparently it has been some time since the girl has let me write anything...but seeing as I have no sense of time...it could have been yesterday - you don’t know.

Anyway, it does seem like lots of stuff has happened since the last time I got to play with the mouse-y thing. There was this one day...the girl was playing with cords, I tried to play too, but she just shooed me away. Again with the shooing. Anyway, I think she was trying to make it neater in the home place, because she kept tripping on the cords that lead to the computer. So she gets them all put away and she has this stuff...what was it called...wait for it...oh yeah, I remember now, she yelled, "Bring back that Velcro!!!" So it must be called Velcro. Anyway, it was just sitting on her bed for the longest time how was I supposed to know she wanted to use it. I saw it, wanted it and took it. Eventually I gave it back (and if she thinks that she "found" it...she’s wrong, if I didn’t want her to have it back, it would still be mine) So that’s overrrrrrrrrr oh, no, time forrrrrrr some purrrrrrrrrrrrrrring...she picked me up...be rrrrrrrright back...

Hello. I’m here again. Got bored with the scratching...well, not bored, actually I thought I saw a bug and jumped down to chase it...but it was only, well nothing..I saw nothing, and by the time I realized it was nothing, the girl had moved on to other things. I tried to go back and get her to pay attention to me, but she kept telling me to get away from the hot stove. Whatever that means...

So the other day this other person was here...I think the girl calls her Joanne...I call her the other one. Anyway, the other one was using this mouse-y thing, and I was ignoring her...she is in my place, what does she think she is doing here. The girl isn’t here, she shouldn’t be here...but the girl lets the other one come over now and then to use the mouse-y thing...and sometimes she’s here A LOT. But whatever. I like not being the only one here, not that I will ever admit it. Back to the other one though...she kept trying to get me to play with her, she wanted to scratch me, and while I like the scratching, she is not the girl...so no scratching for you. (There is also this rrreeeeeeaaaaalllllyyyyy tall person that comes over once in a while...tries to pick me up...definitely not sure about that one...) But the other one gave up and was watching the other big screen thing in this room...I think the girl calls it the TV. So I thought I would tease the other one...got near her, let her think she could possibly pet me then HA!!! nope....I’m out of here! But, then the girl gets home, so I have to go to the other one too, because I don’t want the girl to think that I am a rude hostess...and I - WAIT! I’ll be right back!!!

Ok, sorry, I saw this red circle bug looking thing, it kept moving around really fast, and I needed to chase it a bit...I think the girl was controlling it though, because sometimes it would be very still and other times it would rest on my paw, but I couldn’t feel it at all...

Hmmm...what else has gone on...not a whole lot, I have done some more exercising, I really like my spot on top of the cabinets. Ooh, I have a new spot in the bedroom...I finally realized that I like those things called, um...pillows I think. Anyway, I know that the girl uses two of them when it is sleepy time, and there are two more, (what, just because I am a cat does not mean that I cannot count...I can type for goodness sake, I can certainly count.) Anyway, there were two more not being used, so I took them. They are mine now. (And, don’t ever tell the girl this...I’ll deny it...I really like snuggling next to her at sleepy time, she’s good people)

Hmmm...I think it is naptime...well, ok, it can always be naptime, but I have been awake for almost an hour now...definitely sleepy...

Later,
-- Baby Kitty